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Back in 1984, it occured to Ed that between his fruit orchard and my wine vineyard we could create a truly superior wine cooler. The result was the Bartles & Jaymes Premium Wine Cooler.

We use real white wine. Because, if it’s called a "wine cooler" we reckon there outta be wine in it.

And Ed wanted me to remember to mention we use real fruit flavors, too. So whether you’re enjoying our premium product outside, poolside, fireside, courtside, seaside or in the countryside you’ll know each can holds quality inside.

I've found that life moves faster now than it did back in the 80s. And that’s just fine. I’m sure there are plenty of folks who get a real kick out of working on weekends and never-ending notifications.

But in me and Ed's opinion it seems a real shame that a lot of you have forgotten how to relax all together.

So I asked Ed, here, to put together a small presentation of relaxing activities to try with Bartles in hand.

Poolside

Swimming pools are a relaxing summertime classic. Ed tends to prefer the below ground variety, as above ground options only have a deep end if they’re on uneven ground

Massages

After a long day in the orchard, a massage can really do the trick. And just like Bartles & Jaymes Premium Wine Coolers, there's a flavor for just about everyone. There's Swedish, Aromatherapy, Shiatsu. We even heard of one where burly women wallup ya with tree branches for a while. Options abound.

Karaoke

For a little international flair, might we suggest the ancient Japanese art of karaoke. No fighting is involved, but Ed warns it can occasionally inflict pain on others. Might we suggest Bartles & Jaymes paired with an 80s rock ballad.

Nature

If naturesque experiences relieve your stress, our new flavors pair well with starry nights, portable coolers and bonfires with your granola friends in the woods. Ed said he once met a man deep in the aspens, adorned with piercings, who mentioned our premium wine coolers are even great after a nude dip in the hot springs. Who knew?

Chill

No matter the streaming service you prefer, relaxing after a day's work is universally appreciated by all cultures and peoples. Couches are always great for sitting and ottomans work well for tired legs. Bartles & Jaymes compliments as a perfect couch companion for days you want to sit back and chill.

Boats

Ed has been reading about reverse psychology lately and says many marketing professionals use it. Ed also says not to lay atop of the bow of a vessel and rest your eyes to the sweet sounds of lake life with a Bartles & Jaymes in hand. Again, you should not do that.

Squirrels

Here is an image of a squirrel hoarding nuts for Winter.
...We just thought the image was relaxing.
That’s all.